You can actually hear them discussing this movie before its creation:
“”So, this Monster Hunter thing is pretty popular. How do we make this into a movie?””
“”I got it! Current day, military people, get sucked into an alternate dimension, they discover big monsters, kill everything, lots of action, they find a key to get them back, but wait…One last big monster sneaks through the portal back in to the real world and they have to kill it.””
In a parallel universe where dinosaurs survived and didn’t turn to oil, the us army have a solution. 575
恐竜が生き残って石油にならなかったパラレルワールドでは、米軍は解決策を持っています。
Can we just name it something else? Resident Evil: Dino Crisis 534
別の名前を付けることはできますか? バイオハザード:ディノクライシス
Sony: “”we know what fans want””
Also sony: *green lights this movie* 507
ソニー:「ファンが何を望んでいるのか知っている」
またソニー:*映画は青信号(前に進んで良い)*
Sony Pictures: So how many cliche lines are we going to put in the trailer?
Director: Yes 478
ソニー・ピクチャーズ:では、トレーラーにいくつの決まり文句を入れるのでしょうか?
監督:イエス
The only way to salvage this movie is revealing that these idiot soldiers get killed 15 minutes in, so we can actually focus on a REAL Monster Hunter. 476
this isn’t even monster hunter, this is more like GATE the movie. 414
これはモンスターハンターでさえありません、これはGATE(アニメ)の劇場版のようなものです。
The monsters look great, but the plot, dialogue, and acting don’t look good. 394
モンスターは見栄えがしますが、筋書き、会話、演技は見栄えがよくありません。
Missed Movie Opportunity: Just film 8 hours Farming Ores before the last fight. 379
映画の機会を逃した:最後の戦いの前に8時間の農耕鉱石を撮影するだけ。
This movie doesn’t need the US army. This movie just needs an asian character with a great sword, whose goal in life is to rise through the ranks to become the greatest monster hunter that ever lived. 310
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